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December 28, 2017

 How to Make America Great Again

                steal the land,
                slay the forest,
                ignite the slash

i could just chip it
or leave it to rot
for mushroom fodder
and sequester carbon
but it's cheaper to burn
than take to the dump
and who needs compost
when there's fertilizer,
dicamba, and roundup?

                      besides, i hate my neighbor!
                      let them suck my smoke deep
                      into their lungs and when the
                      wind blows it back to give
                      me cancer i'll just laugh
                      because there is no tax and
                      all the money i've got will
                      live on through my children
                      when the torch is passed

empty heads full of hate