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December 24, 1998

doggerel style
catholics, conservatives, are weaving their deception
telling lies, calling it murder, when it's only contraception
so if you're hanging out and happen to get an erection
strap a rubber on quick, it's for your own protection
not only will it block disease and help prevent infection
but in an overcrowded world it'll eliminate conception
The Rubber Band, 1987

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