| if these walls
                      could talk, at least one tale would end,
 "...and then flames shot
 out of the fireplace."
 
 who knows what
 they were burning but
 the scorched bricks
 testify things got out
 of hand. our hearth has
 been sort of despondent
 since we moved in; with
 chimney deemed unsafe,
 we stuffed insulation
 up the flue and left it
 boarded off with plywood
 through two cold winters.
 but over the summer we met
 a neighbor who happens to be
 a fireplace pro and he gave us a
 smokin' deal on a used stove he'd
 just come across. we worked out a
 partial work trade plus a small sum
 for him and two sidekicks to install it.
 they spent a full eight hours making all the
 necessary moves, finishing only after dark.
 |   | i
                      helped where i could: it took all hands to dead
 lift the mocking hunk of
 iron into place. i also cut
 and drilled steel brackets,
 came through with some
 clutch tools, and kept hot
 coffee flowing, but for the
 most part i left them to it
 because who likes having
 someone look over their
 shoulder at work?
 plus i had other,
 less important
 things to do.
 
 outside, what started with
 hand scrubbing a path free
 of deck slime so we wouldn't
 slip bringing the stove in led to
 3 hours of subsequent pressure
 washing in the rain--a northwest
 tradition. you might as well get all
 the way wet because once you blast
 one spot clean, it's impossible to stop,
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