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February 4, 2014

I never wanted to be "that guy". You know the one. The charismatic leader who gathers followers to him the way a wedding tux attracts lint. I always said, "I would rather be a leader with no followers than a follower with no leader." So I guess it was inevitable pilgrims would go to great lengths to attend my counsel. They come seeking answers, little suspecting they are bestowing gifts. They see these familiar surroundings with new eyes. I just nod and smile. It's unwrapping the same old present again, the thrill and surprise of the moment. Nay, this is no cult. I'm just a guy who every so often likes to dress as a guru. As Kumare attests, that might be the whole ball of wax.