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April 28, 2004

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prague is full of dogs. it is a hilly place, so the piss runs in streaks. the shit is generally left where it sits until it crumbles and blows away. i was "pulling an elephant" (hungover) all day thanks to late late night celebrating zuzana's graduation. she went home relatively early but her friends and i hung on until we could drink no more and then had one for the road, which in my case meant a long squiggly walk until luck of luck i found my stop one minute before the infrequent night tram got there. 4 hours later, i woke up one minute before phone alarm clock and dragged myself (with elephant) to a meeting with an accountant. then it was to the hall of records to see about my chances of gaining czech citizenship--turns out they're pretty good. it doesn't matter where you were born so long as your parents were czech citizens, which mine were. all that matters is the blood, according to a law from 1811.
<< my friend here found his place in the sun at planeta internet cafe, my link to you and the wwworld. i was looking for an open terminal when me and my elephant were startled to stumble over this little critter. sorry, i said. he ran back to his master as if to ask, what the fuck? did you see that schmuck? by the look on his face when i was leaving and took this picture, he was still holding a grudge.